Monday, February 4, 2013
In a recent post called It Aint Me Babe I was forced to admit that even I, Pete The Perfect may conceivably be weighing a few kilos above the acceptable norm (whoever he is....)
My waistline seems to be entering the room several seconds before the rest of me so I can only assume a baby is on the way.
The other option being that I have a beer belly, but that cannot be true as I do not drink beer that often, and I am reliably informed that there is no such thing as a Pinot Grigio belly.
The advantages of being pregnant are purely financial and I guess the contracts from Hello magazine, and the celebrity status I will finally achieve, must be worth the pain.
However having researched what women go through giving birth I am beginning to have second thoughts about the whole process.
The video shown below for the benefit of our Diablog readers reveals the real pain involved when giving birth.
It is not the shortest video ever posted, but then again neither is the process of labour.
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