Terrible, disgusting ! How could you? Don't get too cocky as this year you are going down with the Christmas decorations.COYS
Sorry Smiles, didn't want Pete to be too Bale-fall!
It would appear that when the scum win a football match they have to make a film about it.
Quite right Pete. When we win, we sit quietly with a big grin on our face.If you were in Muscat, I would buy you a beer or three.
So that's why Pete hasn't grinned lately!If he was in Muscat he'd be pissed.
Yeah...Not quite the change I was thinking about!!! You guys....(shaking my head). I have now read the first two books in the fifty shades trilogy and the news in Norway made me aware of this "service" you can now hire (thanks to this trilogy). There is this sexpert you can hire to make suggestions to change your sex habits and he even follows the couples into the bedroom and give some suggestions during sex. Turns out there is a lot of couples stuck in old habits... I leave you with this information and wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It would seem that the delightful Iren also has the same information as me. Mme Glynskette has been telling Glynsky for years to buy new pyjamas as he is always wearing the same habit in bed.Probably I will celebrate the New Year first as I am in Muscat.Happy New Year to all.
Iren you are a heroine - the only one to notice irony! Many thanks for the information on the expert but I will pass on that one! To you Smiles, and everyone else, a very Happy New Year and enjoy this evening.
I understand that the word Iren means Irony in her strange country.I see that Glynsky feels he needs no further training in the bedroom department.I would prefer to hear confirmation of that from his Mrs.
Strange country? Really Pete? We do not throw stones when we sit in a glass house, do we???I am also very aware of the fact that men thinks changing bed habits are the same as new pyjamas... Come on guys!...Step up the game a bit and surprise your wife before someone else does it. Most women secretly wants to be shocked, seen and appreciated and if you dont do it, she will find someone else to do it.New years resolution this year???Be a real man for that special someone and surprise her in 2013!!! Tomorrow you will probably be hung over but on wednesday you should do something you havent done in a while.. . Follow her in the shower and make her feel special maybe :)
OMG, I've come over in a menopausal rash!The last shock I gave Mme. was introducing her to Pete.Do I have to put on the deep sea diver's kit - again! The lead filled boots squash her toes.
If Glynsky has a walk in shower and he follows the suggestions of Iren, Glynsky and Mme Glynskette could play sardines there.
Dear IrenThanks for your advice. I just followed my partner into the shower and my presence was met by "Bog off" or the equivalent in Lithuanian. Silly me, it is still Monday and not Wewdnesday.
The shock has made me spell Wednesday wrong.
Wait til you get to Thors day!
Oh Woden on me !
Dear Iren,Do we now have a Sexpert on diablog?As shown above, Glynsky is immune to any advice. And Smiles seems to be a bit too eager.Please, keep those things in mind for future tips.ER
Does this mean I have to wait until Wednesday for a shower Iren?
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