Christina
has reverted to type in sending me the next brilliant piece of information! This added layer of security will probably lead to Smiles and Engine Room using El Al more often.
Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security
TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
BRILLIANT my love, with this level of quality it is no wonder you can keep Pete up!
Yours, diablog, being patted down
Glynsky
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After you, Glynsky !
Not in this lifetime!
If needed I will work (!) to end this idiotic TSA in-security circus.
ER
Unfortunately, Security at Airports is today a necessary must. As TSA say "Your safety is our priority". Just smile and accept it.
Oh puuleeeze, Smiles,
What got into you? TSA is an employment and voter purchase program, and a placebo for ignorants.
I smile, and do NOT accept it.
ER
I must admit that I do not go through US Airports very often, so you possibly have my sympathy although I have never had a problem there.
The only solution, stop flying or use Alex's private jet.
I have flown with El Al before, they are the world's rudest airline.
On my last flight with them I remember the following exchange at mealtime
“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked me.
“What are my choices?” I asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
The idea of blowing up passengers before they board probably appeals to them tremendously.
The more empty seats there are, the more time the cabin crew have to be rude to those that make it on to the plane.
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