My humbleist apology to all Diablog readers for my prolonged absence without leave.
Todays excuse involves moving house to the depths of the countryside and it has taken a week to get my e mail working.
I now live in an idyllic rural retreat which is only one mile from civilization by car, if the road outside isn't flooded,which it has twice, since we moved in.
May the lord help us all if it gets icy as well, as I could be stuck here for weeks on end with nothing to eat but the local ducks who peck at the back door every morning until they are given their daily bread.
I have now met our local neighbour who spends most of his time shooting everything that moves and somethings that don't.
I really must remember not to fall out with him.
I shall report back soon with further news of the local sheep shagging festival to be held this weekend.
4 comments:
Welcome back, I missed you!
Mazel tov and good luck with the new home. Consider me handing over a loaf of bread and a bag of salt.
And a beer.
ER
So bread for the ducks and salt for the road. I suppose the beer is for Pete.
Dear Pete
How was the sheep shagging festival? Maybe the headlines on the diablog will be like the nursery rhymne "Mary had a little lamb".
Thankyou ER for the good luck wishes and I am glad I was missed.
The sheep shagging festival turned out to be a major disappointment.
There were loads of human contestants who were queuing around the field for a chance to compete,unfortunately no sheep decided to turn up.
I just can't wait for the rematch scheduled for the Spring
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