As you learned here, our beloved Pete is facing a huge crises. He sold his real estate holdings (note the plural) including his home of 28 years. And yet, he has not been able to secure a new home.
The outlook of Pete out on the streets of London and the dire consequences for diablog had everyone in tears and the whole world started looking for a new home for Pete. Yet, Pete refused all offers so far, including those from Eastern Europe.
Thanks to the fame of diablog or - more likely - a considered reader, who passed on the word, Her Majesty Elizabeth II., the Queen of England, learned of Pete's disaster.
Now, hold your breath, not only is she offering Pete free (!) housing. No, Pete will receive money on top!
But wait, there is more.
Here are the details:
Principally, Pete will be living at Buckingham Palace. Since these quarters can be a bit - shall we say - overrun at times, he will also be allowed to spend approximately three
months of the year at other Royal
residences in the UK. No more searching for apropriate vacation homes, Pete!
At his new residence Pete will be treated to free meals and drinks, every day, as much as he wants!
And how much money will Pete receive? A staggering £15,000.
Aware of Pete's struggling business ventures, Her Majesty will arrange for Pete to join an industry renowned training program with the opportunity to gain a City & Guilds Level 2 Diploma.
And if all that wasn't enough, Her Majesty is throwing in a group of people for Pete's entertainment.
Her Majesty was kind enough to put this special, truly generous offer of help in writing. As a person of great internet knowledge and up to current state of technology, Her Majesty put her offer online, please see for yourself here.
Pete, aren't you happy to have such a considered and caring Monarch?
I envy you Brits.