Saturday, August 6, 2011
The three stooges of the Diablog sit and argue about Duane Bleeding Eddy whilst Rome burns.
Do you not read the front pages or watch the news?
I know Glynsky goes straight to page 3 of the south london fascist gazette, but he tells me he only
does this to keep 'abreast' of things so that's ok
Most other people have been reading other headlines and realise that we are all going to crash and burn, probably by next Tuesday, if you believe the Daily Mail.
Only this morning people have been rushing out selling their homes, cars, children etc and anything else of value and buying Gold with any monies received.
I am pleased to say I did the same thing and my asset value is now held in my back pocket weighing an astonishing 2 troy ounces.
It is always useful in these troubled times to find someone to blame, and I was pleased to hear from my stockbroker that this worldwide crash was caused by Glynsky's selfish decision to cut back on Pinot Grigio Blush, to only 5 cases a week.
This alone caused panic on world stock markets which have now suffered their worst week since the Lehman collapse.
Normally Glynsky relies on his welsh friend Dow Jones to help him out, but not this time.
In the meantime a song that would appear to reflect the current mood of my esteemed colleagues.