Do you enjoy one liners? I believe it is one of toughest crafts or arts in comedy. A huge talent was Mitch Hedberg. Yo can still find some of his hilarious routines at Youtube, like this one here.
Another great source is Twitter. Here someone is going through the hustle of collecting one liners: @funnyoneliners.
As the bachelor at Diablog only I am allowed to quote this one without suffering consequences:
FYI - Only I can make fun of my wife,
because I live with her.
If you ever make fun of my wife,
I'll make you live with her.