We at Diablog have tried to protect the man over the years but last nights behavior was regrettably the final straw.
We have tried to cover up his many misdemeanors with some success, but his behavior yesterday at the exclusive Henley on Thames rowing regatta gave ER Murdoch no choice but to pull the plug.
In one night Glynsky managed to hack into various mobile phones numbers including my own, leaving obscene drunken messages which continued until after midnight, when he was last seen diving into the River Thames causing the London Flood Barrier to be put out of action.
I have no personal vendetta against the man, but allow me to quote from a few messages he left on my mobile at a time when he was supposedly representing the G and P Diablog at Michel Roux's luxury marquee at Henley.
1) I am a little wet and very pissed
2) I've already had 2 and a half bottles of champagne and a bottle of red
3) too rude to publish
4) too rude to publish
5) too rude to publish
6) just going behind the tent for a quickie with Rebecca'
From a personal point of view I am sorry it ended this way, and when Glynsky finally floats down the river to return to his International Headquarters to hear the news first hand, I hope he will learn from his appalling behavior over the years and become a better person in the future.