We at Diablog have tried to protect the man over the years but last nights behavior was regrettably the final straw.
We have tried to cover up his many misdemeanors with some success, but his behavior yesterday at the exclusive Henley on Thames rowing regatta gave ER Murdoch no choice but to pull the plug.
In one night Glynsky managed to hack into various mobile phones numbers including my own, leaving obscene drunken messages which continued until after midnight, when he was last seen diving into the River Thames causing the London Flood Barrier to be put out of action.
I have no personal vendetta against the man, but allow me to quote from a few messages he left on my mobile at a time when he was supposedly representing the G and P Diablog at Michel Roux's luxury marquee at Henley.
1) I am a little wet and very pissed
2) I've already had 2 and a half bottles of champagne and a bottle of red
3) too rude to publish
4) too rude to publish
5) too rude to publish
6) just going behind the tent for a quickie with Rebecca'
From a personal point of view I am sorry it ended this way, and when Glynsky finally floats down the river to return to his International Headquarters to hear the news first hand, I hope he will learn from his appalling behavior over the years and become a better person in the future.
7 comments:
glug glug glug........
Glynsky was probably doing research for one of our next projects, which - by the way - was granted funding today.
So, he is excused.
ER
Well Pete, it would seem that you were not the only one who was a target for Glynsky's drunken texts that evening. I deleted all messages in case my 90 year old Mum read them.
It is sad to see such a great man going under so fast.
PS. In my texts it was Rosie and not Rebecca. It would seem any Port in a storm and that evening probably Cockburn.
The burn was a little later.
The bad news for you ( and maybe me) is that there is a return planned for tonight!!!!!
More txts to come - glug glug glug
I understood that you are barred from Henley. If it is thrills that you are after, switch your mobile to vibrate and stick it up your arse. I will phone you as often as you texted me on Thursday !!!
Set to ring tones only. Mind you, this done with a Blackberry was an eyewatering experience.
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