Dear Reader,
June 28 was International CAPS lock day and different from SGM, who wanted me locked up for mentioning it, quite a few of you enjoyed it.
Today marks another international day, it is International Kissing Day.
I hope, SGM approves of that one.
Certainly, it will make Glynsky happy. Not that he has people wanting to kiss him, but for once it is an invention, he can rightly claim to be English. Not like Pastrami, success in soccer - how are your Girls doing ? - and many other things he liberally, but wrongfully, claimed for England.
Hugs & Kisses
Engine Room
27 comments:
Dear ER. Kissing is definitely OK and I have a degree in it.
I object to you referring to Glynsky as English as
1) He was born in Wales
2) He has a foreign sounding surname.
3) He did not invite us to his Garden Party (not that we wanted to go).
4) He has sex with bears.
Sorry, SGM,
A degree in kissing is useless, only references count.
Objection noted.
ER
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
How many references do you need?
My gals are doing fine thanks - now into Quarterfinal.
Next?
Pzor, medved na slobode!
Me? I don't need any, since I intend to continue kissing women only. And even there I am highly selective. Not like certain author and patron of diablog, Wales native.
Thus, I politely pass the question to our female readers.
ER
Bugger you, you typo - should be Pozor - oh well!
Stop interrupting us. ER and I are having a serious conversation about kissing. Whose diablog is it anyway ?
SGM is Hot Lips of the Year 2070, I will suck up to that.
As for you, ER, have any women returned the favour? I keep telling you that the Quasimodo line (lend us a euro til I get sorted out) and look you seem to favour might put them off.
Thanks for the Czech, which reminds me that I am off to Prague for lunch tomorrow and dinner in Warsaw.
I just thought, it took my first wife so long to get out of then Czechoslovakia that it gave a new meaning to "Your Czech is in the post".
Regarding your question, Glynsky, I refer to SGM's answer about Gentlemen. A concept totally unknown to you, but maybe worth exploring.
If I ever manage to get out of the engine room, I will give your suggestion some thought.
Dear ER. You cannot become a Gentleman as you are born one. No point for Glynsky to even think about it.
Your Czech was posted a broad.
Irrespective of where I was born I am both an Officer and a Top Gun.
But you've lost that loving feeling a long time ago and the gun only fires blanks.
I object to this banter
I write a totally serious posting on the subject of self employment and the economic downturn and nobody says a f..ing word worth reading.
Mention national watersports day and off we go again with the bland leading the bland.
Get lives and preferably soon
message to SGM
I am having lunch tomorrow in Hatch End and dinner in Hatch End.
Your travel expenses must be more than the Greek national debt.
Too bad Pete.
Tomorrow I am having dinner on a boat on the Thames and in the evening at Michel Roux's tent in Henley.
Please keep writing your absolutely rivetting articles. There is a rivetter in Newcastle who loves them.
Yeah Pete. Life's a bitch.
You are probably having eggs that you hatched yourself. Do us all a favour and stop clucking.
Glynsky, you enjoy it as I will certainly enjoy mine.
Please, be nice to Pete,
our cultural correspondent also in charge of photography and antiques.
We wouldn't want to miss the dozens of posts about those three issues, would we?
ER
You can all go and fuck yourselves.
I will leave the order of doing so in your incapable hands.
Dear ER. After his last outburst, do you still think he is cultured?
Taking the 5th ....
ER
Fifth what? Lager of the evening, shot of Rythm and Blues, anti clap pill?
Dear SGM
That wasn't an outburst.
One day I will write one for you.
Naaaa SGM, I think he's had a bratwurst.
Looking forward to it Pete. We only make so many comments as we really love you and appreciate what you write.
Wow, I'm in good mood today.
Bah humbug.
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