I would refer you to my earlier published article bitter-boardroom-battle. written at the time of our last attempt to oust the 'Unoustable'
Glynsky only survived all previous attempts to be voted out, by running away from the scene, and hiding out underneath Christina for several weeks.
This time we were determined here would be no similar mistakes at yesterdays AGM.
After all, the Diablog has attracted many new followers since those halcyon days, and this time certain highly important financial investors had indicated that they were due to attend.
Glynsky who suffers from a rare medical condition, now diagnosed as TI (total ignorance) had no idea who the VIP'Ss were .
Perhaps when the guest list was shown to him, the names Twitter, Bookface, Stevejobsworth, and a chap called M Soft might have given him a clue.
Glynsky had originally booked a reprise dining experience at the no star 'cafe vomitus'.
Fortunately this was switched at the last minute to 'The Fat Bastard' restaurant with Heston Bloominghell in personal charge of the cuisine.
The day was looking good as the guests feasted on Snail Porridge, Mock Turtle Soup, Nitro-scrambled Egg and Bacon Ice Cream.
SNAIL PORRIDGE, Jabugo ham, shaved fennel
All was going quite well until the Q&A session with Glynsky and ER, which ended in total chaos. Unfortunately questions of misuse of Diablog expenses was raised by the BBC's esteemed financial correspondent Mr Robert Peston, who stated that our quarterly accounts showed expenses of £14,987,000 against a turnover of 18 euros.
The man from the BBC had the cheek to say that The Diablog's minor losses seemed, as he put it 'unsustainable'.
It was a pity that Glynsky decided to physically assault Mr Peston, instead of coming up with his usual Bullshit answers he so well practiced in using.
The meeting suddenly finished as Glynsky and ER fled from the room, and made a dash for the Airport leaving me to deal with a highly irate Mrs Bloominghell and a rather large restaurant bill.
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Are you sure we were at the same meeting? I don't remember any of this. There was a Mr. Peston in the foyer who took so long between syllables we finished the first bottle as he said Hello. Also, the food. ER only complained once - as you plugged in the intravenous - and then just went glassy eyed (well, one eye looked mumified) as he mentally undressed the blonde at the next table. He then had a heart attack, you drank another bottle and I burnt my Royal wedding invitation. And this was during the verbal description of 'Todays Specials at the White Hart'. You, I seem to remember, chose 'Lost' soup, 'Spanked' beef and steaming 'Outclassed' pudding. I await the usual 'did our best' platitudes, 'punched above our weight' bollocks and next year hopes. Its over for you - forever. C'mon City - light blue time!
I see that you need some international class at the next AGM and therefore I invite myself.
What do you have ? An American who thinks that he is a Queen (see Post Box comment). Pete, the oversexed hermit. Glynsky, the overweight ex Industrial Tycoon,
Gentlemen, and I use this term loosely,. Bring in some class. The only solution, a new revolution. (Taken from the Romanians in 1991)
last week you were wishing to support spurs, this week city.
You would be better off remaining a sexual slut rather than a footballing one
If your new ally wants to attend the next AGM let him come.
He can't be any worse than you are
Glynsky is a typical Arsenal Supporter. When they are not playing, he is abusive instead of supporting fellow London Clubs. What do expect from somebody whose forefathers came to Europe in a rowing boat from Morocco.
Funny, my recollection is different:
Delicious food, great drinks, lovely female (!) company and yes, sadly, G + P.
ER
ER, you forgot to mention the lack of mice! Glynsky's ploy worked well - we made Pete remove his boots.
SGM, you are always welcome - but please do not ask us to carry your motions. I thought we had agreed that my Berber antecedents were not to be mentioned.
Note how Pete lashes out at everyone - and all because he knows his footballing cause is an irrelevance.
A la prochaine mes amis.
Glynsky
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Thanks and have fun,
ER
It is enough to make a cat laugh.
Thanks for the compliment!
Enjoy,
ER
Thanks from me too Anon. ER had a cat once - neither of then ever smiled. Pete, on the other hand is a dog.
keep laughing.
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