Saturday, March 26, 2011

pete is maiden heaving...

Dear diablog,

To save you time looking (oh, if you must use this) it appears that Pete was an immac-ulate (that's hairless) conception/contraption/condom and claims to have been 'Made in Heaven' - stupid me, and I thought it was


...though the queen bit may well apply! He joins a number of others -


though in his case nearer...


or maybe




but this, after all, is diablog


so eventually, the inevitable arrives for Pete


Diablog sings you to sleep Pete, and SGM will look over you - you hope!

Glynsky

9 comments:

SMG said...

Keep it up Pete. We obviously have Glynsky nervous and on the run. He must have been up all night compiling this crap.

SGM said...

SGM or SMG is all the same. At least I havent typed MSG yet, which appears to be favourite additive of Glynsky.

Glynsky said...

Message 1 - I note the use of 'run' and 'crap' together. No I was not thinking of Spurs at the time.
Message 2 - but still better than the salmonella in the greasy sausages.
Loveya
Glynsky

SGM said...

Loveya too, but never enough to spend a night in same room as you as claimed by you.

Glynsky said...

One can wish! A toast to 'terrible sex!'

SGM said...

Or as they say in Estonian "Terviseks"

Glynsky said...

Well, its all the same to me (terrible sex, estonian, spurs, white hart lane, greasy sausages and crap!) - and I have survived. Next!
Glynsky

Pete said...

I have have a bad reaction to Glynsky this weekend and am throwing up.
Fortunately I have a picture of his face to aim at when needed.
Therefore for the first time ever Glynsky's title which included the word 'Heaving,' is totally appropriate.
However It should be said I don't understand a bleeding word of the rest of his article.
Maybe it's cos I'm ill, or more likely Glynsky was pissed when he attemted the insult.

Glynsky said...

How unfair - all I did was try to drive a wedge into the cosy coterie you share with SGM!
Glynsky