Despite the warning from all the other staff at International HQ, Christina is in a lather of asses milk and and suffusion over the slander perpetrated by Pete's suggestion that Glynsky could even countenance donning a white shirt and dark knickers for a final appearance at White Hart Lane before joining the Qatar national team - who by the way only wear dollar bills to allow air circulation when playing at +40 degrees.
She at least decided to allow a picture to be published of herself (we regret fully clothed) with Carlotta (the HQ bike monitor) although,at 7'4 and 23stone she is 'imposing' to say the least! The picture of her with Pete was taken just before she gave him one.
By way of a public warning, we ask you to carefully prepare your mental image of such an 'amply' dimensioned lady before proceeding further...
Sorry, at the last moment Christina insisted that photos of her Dutch twin be shown (still with Pete who landed in the water cooler) as she was overcome. My lap brimmeth over.
Yours in ecstasy diablog